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The Walking Dead Episode 4: Around Every Corner Review


Episode 4 continues directly where the last one left off, with the survivors making it o a new town in search of a boat. Lee and the gang soon find out that the town is mostly abandoned, save for someone that feels the need to alert Walkers by ringing a church bell. In fear of their lives they soon find themselves at an abandoned house, which they use as a base to search for a way out of town. It doesn’t take long before they discover someone is stalking them. Their only choice is to either find a way out of their predicament, or find the people who have been keeping an eye on them.

Game play wise this is definitely the most scaled back of the 4 titles. The puzzle direction is less focused, and the opening portions of the title feel as if Lee is just wandering around aimlessly. Once the fecal matter hits the fan, the game picks up a bit more allowing for some traversing of a sewer and a town full of the brain eaters we’ve all come to know and love.

The story is all over the place this time around, with Clementine becoming more of the focus for Lee’s movements. Kenny is still struggling with the events of episode 3, and it’s obvious that he’s on the verge of losing it. Ben is a worthless piece of crap and continues to make trouble for the group. The others are hanging onto coat tails of Lee and Kenny, with hopes of them finding a way to get them out of this turmoil. Lee and the group do encounter some new survivors, which leads to a horrifying climax that you’ll have to see yourself.

Basically, this new town scales back what makes “The Walking Dead” appealing. It isn’t a deal breaker in anyway, but it advances the story more as filler than something intricate. It appears that the design decision was to unsurprisingly kill off characters in the most “I knew it” way possible. There is little shock to the deaths in this episode; virtually everyone you think is going to die is probably going to shuffle off this mortal coil. It nearly seems like they wasted characters that were interesting, just to slaughter them in the name of murder.

The one redeeming factor of the new episode is the building climbing bad ass, Molly. She takes no prisoners and kicks major ass straight out of the box. She remains a mysterious character as she comes and goes as quickly as a breeze. Her appearance almost alludes to her return in the next season of The Walking Dead. It’s disheartening to see her leave, because I would have enjoyed seeing her as the Michonne of Lee’s group.

As I said earlier, this isn’t the best in the series or the most impressive. In a “What if?” scenario, I think I would have preferred the town to actually be full of people. So players could once again deal with the always changing human element. Unfortunately, we were given a more un-fulfilling sequence of events with a cliff-hanger ending. Half-Ass Gaming gives The Walking Dead Episode 4 a C+, this is the lowest bar so far in the series and hopefully the finale can make up for it.


Half-Ass Gaming Reviews: Assassin’s Creed 3 Single-Player


The Assassins and Templars have been at each other’s throats for decades. Desmond Miles is in the middle of the war, he was pulled into a Matrix like world to learn how to fight and about where his ancestors held secret artifacts  His final discovery is something that neither the Templars nor Assassins expected, a date shrouded in mystery that could destroy the world or rebuild it. Desmond follows the advice of a ghostly figure named Juno, and heads to a secret location that could provide him with the answers the world seeks.

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Half-Ass Gaming Reviews: Hotline Miami


Hotline Miami is probably the darkest game of the year. We play an amnesiac with surreal dreams of men eerily reminding him of his past. It’s clear that these beings know who he is, but they dance around the topic without revealing much. When he wakes up he returns to an empty apartment with a message on his phone. This phone call gives him an address and a vague statement about someone that needs to be “taken” care of. Without needing any further explanation, our anti-hero heads out to bask in his homicidal tendencies. Continue reading


NBA 2K13 Review


NBA 2k13 is the only basketball game on the market. With that in mind, you would think that 2K Sports would take the lazy way out each year. Not this team, the updates to animation and player personality on court has upgraded significantly. This is the slickest basketball game out there, with players showing off more realism in play than ever before. The future of basketball remains in the hands of 2K Sports, and it doesn’t surprise us that EA cancelled NBA Live after seeing so. Continue reading


Half-Ass Gaming Reviews: Dishonored


Corvo Attano, the Lord Protector, known as the bodyguard to the queen.  He returns two days early from a long trip of serving his Empress’s wishes of finding aid against a vile plague. He is greeted by the princess, Emily who happily leads him to her mother. The three are ambushed while having a heartfelt talk regarding the kingdom. During the struggle the Empress is struck down and, Emily, her daughter is taken hostage. When the smoke clears the guards only find Corvo hovering over the body. The man that once protected the Empress is brought down to that of a lowly criminal and quickly dishonored. Continue reading


Half-Ass Gaming Reviews: Resident Evil 6


Can we believe that there are 6 Resident Evil games; excluding all of the side-stories and remakes out there. Capcom’s horror title is one of the most prolific in the genre. It was once known for shambling zombies and outlandish voice acting. The franchise flipped upside down on its head with the release of Resident Evil 4, replacing zombies with mysterious villagers with a deadly disease. This change continued onward to Resident Evil 5, which didn’t exactly impress players and critics alike. Is Resident Evil 6 a true survivor horror experience that everyone can appreciate, or has the series finally gone off the deep end? Continue reading


Half-Ass Gaming Reviews: Torchlight 2


The Diablo copycat stereotype has long since been buried. The hack-and-loot RPG has officially become a genre. Torchlight has been deemed one of the best of them; with its rich colorful world and classic mechanics it easily met critical acclaim. It was missing the most viable component needed for it to impress all comers… Multiplayer. Torchlight 2 fixes this little issue, but with the recent release of Diablo 3… is it enough to impress against the master? Continue reading


Half-Ass Gaming Reviews: Borderlands 2


Diablo may have invented the hack, slash, and loot genre, but it’s the Borderlands series that branches it out into the shooter realm. The second title follows a new band of Vault Hunters on their way to amass unimaginable wealth. Much like anything in life, things are never that easy. They are ambushed on the train by a man named, Handsome Jack. He expertly leaves them for dead in a high-speed exploding metal casket. It’s good for the Vault Hunters that it wouldn’t be much of a game if they died in the intro, huh? Continue reading


Half-Ass Gaming Reviews – The Walking Dead: Long Road Ahead


The nightmare continues as we return to Lee Everett after the events of the second episode. The remaining survivors are now at the end of their rope. They are forced to scavenge deeper and deeper into the zombie filled streets of, Macon. The tense rivalry that built up between Lilly and Kenny has finally started to come to a head. The inner power struggle is just the tip of the iceberg, as the group is now being hounded by a slew of bandits. They are all being held together by a branch hanging from a small thread, while being blown furiously by a tornado… it’s bound to SNAP! Continue reading


Half-Ass Gaming Reviews: Sleeping Dogs


Wei Shen… Is perfect for this job,” and truer words were never spoken. The main protagonist of the Hong Kong action game, “Sleeping Dogs” is nothing to mess with. Wei is an undercover cop who is looking to take down the top bosses of the Triad gangs. His reasons aren’t simply to comply with the line of duty; he also has some vengeance he wishes to enact for his dead sister. Wei is stuck in a constant balancing act between good and evil, and it’s hard to stay in the light, when you’re digging a pathway to hell. Continue reading