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The Three Reviews – Remember Me, samurai_jazz, and The Yawhg


What exactly is samurai_jazz about you ask? Does it follow a Jazz musician who has lost his musical soul through a time warp that leads to Feudal Japan, and must learn the ways of the Samurai to retrieve his dexterity and spirit? Nah, but you are a Samurai who runs around an alternate version of the 1930’s where everyone uses swords to fight. Some guy commits seppuku and then your character wakes up across the hall to explore the city. Yeah, that’s the jist of the story as far I saw, so we’ll just run with it.

Samurai_jazz takes place in an 8-bit world, with a jazz influenced soundtrack flowing in the background. The hero will move through the streets facing off against blue suited Samurai who can murder in one-hit. Our hero can move left and right, and up and down to block incoming blows, or slash his enemies in half. He can also get vertical and scale walls, and leap rooftops to reach otherwise obstructed locations. The key to combat is to avoid being surrounded by a crowd of sword wielders, or it’s time to start the zone over from scratch.

The simple nature of the gameplay is what keeps it intriguing. New enemy types will appear as you advance through levels, like the uncaring store patrons who bowl you over, big black guys with bats, or the woman who heard you talking about her giraffe neck. Either that or she is trying to seduce our hero by showing off her skills. The main gameplay element is to fetch stuff for people so that you can get into new areas. That’s all you ever seem to fight for, cigarettes and membership cards. I guess cutting down one more guy would be dishonorable, damn you, Samurai code!

In all seriousness, samurai_jazz is an enjoyable title. It could be a little less generic with the story and quest options, but the music is well done and the combat can get addicting. Geek Citadel gives samurai_jazz three stars out of five. It is not going to woo many players, but if you are looking for a Bushido Blade style beat-em up to play for a short time, you have a reason to spend three dollars on this.

Nilin was one of the best memory hunters around. She was so skilled that she had the power to not only wipe memories, but also change the way they unfold. Unfortunately, a powerful corporation wipes out Nilin’s memory, but a man named Edge helps her to escape back into the world. The story takes pace just after the escape, and it follows Nilin as she attempts to recover her memory while listening to Edge’s orders.

Nilin’s story is undersold by bland voice-over and an uninteresting storyline. She spends all of her time clambering on top of buildings, and participating in terrorist actions brought forth by her savior Edge. Beyond Nilin, the entire cast of characters lack intriguing personalities due to a dull and obvious script. The idea of creeping into memories is definitely something worth experiencing, but Remember Me opts to explore this venue in the most inane way possible.

Everything pushes Nilin into a fight with stiff controls and a customizable pre-made combo system. A Customizable pre-made combo system… what is that? Well, Nilin has the option of switching out various combo systems called Pressens. Each Pressen has a certain trait to it from health restoration, to hitting for more damage per hit. You can sort these between the pre-made combos, and be prepared to spam the same buttons repeatedly to activate the Pressens. That’s it, the variety is that you can switch around these Pressens for different advantages, but Nilin will always attack in the same fashion.

Next up is the automatic plat-forming elements that always lead down a direct path to Nilin’s destination. Apparently, the challenge is to try to decipher the point at which Nilin will outright fall to her doom because she felt like it. Jumping and grabbing Edges and platforms are all in the hands of the game mechanics, so when Nilin falls to her death during jumps… you cannot help but feel jipped that you had no part in her demise.

The sealing of the coffin for Remember Me is the Re-writing of memories. Much like watching a show on a DVR, players can rewind and fast-forward through a cutscene. Glitches will appear that Nilin can activate to knock over a bottle or un-cuff a dangerous suspect. That is great and all, but the choices of how the memories pan out are already pre-determined. A prompt will pop-up on-screen and give Nilin her goal “Make this person kill this other person.” You have no choice in how the events pan out at all, and that’s where Remember Me fails at its ultimate goal of being different. This skill supposedly separates her from other Memory Hunters, but she spends most of her time punching guards in the face.

It’s a shame that the gameplay is repetitive nonsense, because the title is absolutely beautiful. The game is so vain about its sci-fi utopia that it will constantly remind you how gorgeous it is. It’s too bad that beauty is skin deep, and everything underneath is as shallow as a grave. Remember Me receives two stars from Geek Citadel.  This

Many years ago, The Yawhg came to a town and devastated it. The people survived and rebuilt the town, and the story of The Yawhg lived on as a Folk Tale. Now, The Yawhg will return in six weeks to terrorize the town, and no one will suspect a thing. You take on the role of a denizen of the town, living a normal life in the weeks before The Yawhg returns to cause chaos. What kind of life will you have before The Yawhg comes to take it all away?

The Yawhg is a choose-your-own-adventure party game. Two or four players can drop into the world and take turns selecting various destinations in town. Each destination will lead to a choice that can increase statistics like finesse, and charm. After gaining new stats, a random event will appear that can be detrimental or helpful to the player. Your character could find a shiny new ring, or fall victim to the wiles of a vampire. This can lead to negative stats or even the destruction of one of the locations in town.

The beautiful artwork and well-written encounters creates an appealing world. The real factor here is the party element, and The Yawhg greatly achieves that objective. If you have some friends over, just sit back and take in the atmosphere and strange events. You will chuckle with your buddies while building your stats and discovering the intricacies of the game mechanics. It’s all about tackling each of the locations and unraveling the stories hidden within, while trying to build stats to keep the town together at the end of six weeks.

One session can take up to 8 to 15 minutes to complete the first couple of times you play. It’s short and sweet when playing, but also short in content as well. It only takes two or more play-throughs to retread stories you have seen in a previous session. By the fifth or the sixth encounter, it is possible to see seventy percent of the events.  It’s a shame that there isn’t enough content to keep players coming back for spontaneous party fun.

The Yawhg is a great idea that needed a little more time in the oven. A unique and fun gameplay experience that’ geared toward a party environment. It simply lacks the longevity needed to continue coming back to play for the next social event. The Yawhg receives a C+ from Geek Citadel. It is fun for about an hour, and by then you have probably seen everything that it brings to the table.

The Yawhg, and samurai_jazz were given to us to review!


Geek Citadel Mini-Reviews: Metro: Last Light, Reus, and Deadly Premonition


Deadly Premonition can only be labeled as the re-imagining of the TV series “Twin Peaks.” The intro oozes a bizarre atmosphere that sets the tone for the entire game. Two twins discover the corpse of a young woman named Anna hanging decoratively from a tree. The small town of Greenvale is rocked by the discovery, and a wave of despair hits the citizens. Enter FBI Agent Francis York Morgan, an eccentric detective with a penchant for coffee, and tendency to talk to an imaginary friend named Zach. Continue reading


Geek Citadel Mini-Reviews – Star Trek and Don’t Starve


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Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise and his Commander Spock find themselves up against the terror of the Gorn! The Vulcans created a technical marvel that could form a rogue planet into a New Vulcan. Much like the Genesis project from Wrath of Khan, this world shaping equipment can also do the opposite and devastate worlds. Kirk and his crew must stop the Gorn and retrieve the Helios machine before it is weaponized and used against an unsuspecting galaxy. Continue reading


Geek Citadel Mini Reviews – Surgeon Simulator, God Mode, Zeno Clash 2


I have dreamed of being a surgeon since I was a little kid. Not the realistic kind, the ones you see in television shows. Like the lovable scamp Hawkeye Pierce from M.A.S.H, the witty and often maudlin meatball surgeon stuck in a harsh war. My dream was realized after the Trauma Center games exploded onto the scene. It had all of the tension of working on a dying patient that I needed, without all of the arterial spray splashing into my eyeballs. Surgeon Simulator 2013 trumps this by adding in your face gore, and placing the operation fully into your control. Continue reading


Geek Citadel Reviews – Atelier Ayesha: The Alchemist of Dusk


In the depths of a forest lies a lone cottage where a girl named Ayesha lives. Ayesha is an herbalist that creates and sells medicine to nearby villages. She is high-spirited despite losing her sister Nio in a tragic accident, or at least that’s what she was lead to believe. The ghostly vision of her sister appears in the ruins where she disappeared, but she vanishes before Ayesha can embrace her. A mysterious man appears in the ruins and offers the simple hope that Nio may still live. Without hesitation, Ayesha decides that she must venture out into the world and find her lost sister. Continue reading


Geek Citadel Reviews: Guacamelee!


Meet Juan. Juan is our silent protagonist. He lives in Pueblucho, where he tends an agave farm and operates a Tequila distillery. He’s called upon to help the Priest of the church move a few items around. Juan meets his old friend the President’s daughter. She has a thing for Juan and asks him to come over to catch up on old times. Things are looking up for our buddy Juan, at least until the President’s home explodes and his friend is kidnapped by the evil, Carlos Calaca. Juan tries to save the President’s daughter, but he is overwhelmed by dark power and dies. Juan wakes up in the realm of the dead and stumbles on a ghostly woman. She offers him the power of a great Luchadore to save his friend. Juan takes on this great strength and sets off a journey to rescue El Presidente’s daughter! Continue reading


Geek Citadel Reviews: Army of Two – Devil’s Cartel


Salem and Rios are back… in supporting roles in the newest Army of Two. Instead, we play as the newest recruits to the TWO brand, Alpha and Bravo. Salem and Rios take the new guys on their first explosive outing, and in typical fashion, something goes wrong. Salem is blown to bits during a rescue mission, and Rios takes shrapnel in the legs that leaves him crippled. The story advances five years with the TWO group under the management of Rios, and Alpha and Bravo as the driving force of the team. Continue reading


Geek Citadel Reviews – Bioshock Infinite


The dream of an aquatic wonderland birthed the city of Rapture. A sight of monolithic beauty bathed in the vision of an idealistic man. Andrew Ryan created a fantastic utopia of scientific freedom that slipped into a nightmare. Bioshock is thrilling, terrifying, and lived up to the legacy of the System Shock titles. Infinite shirks the underwater abyss and boldly takes off to the heavens. In place of Ryan is the “Prophet” known as Zachariah Hale Comstock. He created a city of perfection that only a certain few could enter and revel in its beauty. The rest of the world disagreed with this, and so Colombia seceded from America and drifted off above the clouds. Continue reading


Geek Citadel Reviews: Tomb Raider


Lara Croft felt that graduating college and getting a day to day was too mundane for her life. She could feel the call of adventure boil in her blood and set out to grab it by the hand. It held her tightly in its grip but her own slipped away as if it was all too much for her. They say that those that want their dreams fulfilled have to work the hardest to prove it. For Lara her dream is a night terror that she will have to take control over and turn to her favor in order to survive.  It is just fates way of giving Lara everything she wanted while yelling, “Put up or Shut up!” Continue reading


Geek Citadel Reviews – Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3


If you do not know the name “Naruto”, you quite possibly don’t know much about modern Anime. The spiky blonde haired youngster who went from a misfit to a hero is a tale that many know. The long running Manga spawned a coveted Anime series to go along with it. It brought the black and white exploits of a headstrong youth to life with visual flair. A slew of games soon followed, but none replicated the animation of the series as much as the Ultimate Ninja Storm titles. Continue reading